7. At job interviews, they ask you a hard question. You stare at them for a second and then say, “Line?!”

6. You’re doing your laundry and one particularly stubborn stain refuses to go away, and you cry “Out, damn spot! Out!”

5. Your friends tell you they’ll be over in 10 minutes to pick you up for the movie. You say “Thank you, ten!”

4. At every costume party, you dress up as Shakespeare

3. You spell it “theatre.”

2. When speaking in public, you insist on having sixteen glaring, bright lights shining in your face.

1. You never go anywhere without your Shakespeare bobble-head.