Stole this from a Facebook Group. Funny stuff!

You should date actors/actresses because:

• we practice until its perfect
• we’re used to role playing
• we work well in big groups of people
• we’re trained how to scream loudly
• we’re used to performing in front of large audiences
• we’re used to adding to the scene
• we love to use our props
• we work for the pleasure of others
• we do it on cue
• after a brief intermission we’re ready to go at it again
• we always wear our costumes
• we’re used to quick changes
• we work onstage and Backstage
• we know how to put on a GREAT show!!!
• we do it on the spot
• we may take hours to get ready but in the end its all worth it
• we can stay in one position for hours and still make it enjoyable
• our mouths know just how to move
• we can make you stand up and scream for more at the end